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Some facts get repeated so often that they feel checked. They arrive in a numbered carousel, they sound like the sort of thing that would be true, and they can go round for years before anyone asks where they came from.
We took fourteen of them and looked for the earliest and most reliable source we could find for each.
Nine are myths. Three are partly true. One cannot be settled either way. One holds up. The partly-true ones are the most interesting, because a half-right claim lasts much longer than a wrong one: there is always something real underneath to point at.
How to read the sheet
Every row opens. Inside is what the sources say and where they come from.
- True: it holds up.
- Partly true: something real is in there, but the popular version has added or changed something that matters.
- Unverified: no record we could find settles it either way.
- Myth: it does not hold up.
The one that is really about all the others
The spider claim is worth singling out, because it is the whole problem in miniature.
The claim itself has nothing behind it. Rod Crawford, the arachnid curator at the Burke Museum in Seattle, told Scientific American that “a sleeping person is not something a spider would willingly approach”. Swallowing one is possible, but, as the same article puts it, “it would be a strictly random event”.
Then there is the correction you may have heard: that the “eight spiders a year” statistic was invented in 1993 by a columnist named Lisa Birgit Holst, writing in a magazine called PC Professional, to show that people will repeat anything they read.
That story is also made up. The fact-checking site that first told it now says that “PC Professional” and the columnist “do not exist”, that her name “is an anagram of the phrase ‘this is a big troll’”, and that the story was planted in April 2001 as a joke for its long-time readers. The spider claim was already going round before that: the same page quotes a 1999 trivia list that has a version of it.
So a made-up fact picked up a made-up origin story about made-up facts. The second story is satisfying to pass on, because telling it casts the teller as the one who knew better.
It is easy to relax once a claim seems to have been seen through; that is when the second story slips in.
What the partly-true ones have in common
Look at the three together and the same shape appears each time.
- Some sharks do die if they stop swimming. What was added is the word sharks, with no qualifier.
- Bison do face into storms. What was added is the reason: that they know it gets them through faster.
- Milk is usually at the back of the shop. The intent behind that is argued both ways, even by people who work in the trade.
In each case the core is a fact, and the addition is the part nobody has shown. The addition is what makes it shareable, which may be why it is the part that gets added.
The Napoleon line has a related shape. The idea has been credited to him since at least 1827, but the earliest book we found that does so was written in his voice by someone else, and the snappy wording came decades later.
How to check one yourself
- Ask what the original source would even look like. “Goldfish remember for three seconds” would need someone to have tested goldfish memory and found three seconds. The tests that have been done found memories lasting months.
- Search for the earliest version, not the most popular one. Sort by date. If the oldest version you can find is only a few years old, it is not ancient wisdom.
- Take a second look at claims that come with a moral. A fact that also happens to be good advice has had a reason to be improved.
- Check the correction as carefully as the claim. The spider story is the reason.
Sources
Each row above names its own source. In full:
- Joseph Castro, “Must Sharks Keep Swimming to Stay Alive?”, Live Science, 29 May 2013.
- Annie Sneed, “Fact or Fiction? People Swallow 8 Spiders a Year While They Sleep”, Scientific American, 15 April 2014 (quoting Rod Crawford, Burke Museum); Burke Museum, “Myth: You swallow spiders in your sleep”.
- Snopes, “Do People Swallow Eight Spiders Per Year?” and “Lisa Birgit Holst”, on the invented origin story.
- China Manned Space, “Yang Liwei” (official profile).
- Snopes, “Did Napoleon say, ‘Never interrupt your enemy while he’s making a mistake’?” (31 March 2026), which rates the attribution correct.
- People’s Daily, “‘I did not see Great Wall from space’: Yang Liwei”, 17 October 2003; NASA, “China’s Wall Less Great in View from Space”, 9 May 2005; Phil Plait, “No, You Can’t See the Great Wall of China from Space”, Scientific American, 9 August 2024.
- Walter Isaacson, “Making the Grade”, TIME, 5 April 2007; Karl Kruszelnicki, “Einstein Failed School”, ABC Science, 23 June 2004; Einstein’s Aargau cantonal school certificate of 3 October 1896, as transcribed on einstein-website.de.
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Les Confessions, Book VI (French text on Wikisource; English translation on Project Gutenberg); The Phrase Finder, “Let them eat cake”.
- G. H. Jacobs, J. F. Deegan and J. Neitz, “Photopigment basis for dichromatic color vision in cows, goats, and sheep”, Visual Neuroscience, 1998; Live Science, “Why Do Bulls Charge When They See Red?”.
- National Museum of Denmark, “Viking helmets”; Snopes, “Did Vikings Actually Have Horns on Their Helmets?”; museum-digital, “Carl Emil Doepler (1824-1905)”.
- BBC Wildlife (Discover Wildlife), “Do goldfish really only have a 3 second memory?”.
- NPR Planet Money, “Episode 555: Why Is The Milk In The Back Of The Store?”, 21 September 2016.
- Snopes, “Bison Are Only Animals to Walk Through Blizzards…?”.
- Antoine-Henri Jomini, Vie politique et militaire de Napoléon, racontée par lui-même (Paris, 1827), volume 2 (Internet Archive scan); Archibald Alison and Austin Bierbower as quoted by Quote Investigator, “Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself”.
- US National Weather Service, “Lightning Myths”.
- Scientific American, “Do People Only Use 10 Percent of Their Brains?” (quoting Barry Gordon).
- Natasha Geiling, “The Science Behind Honey’s Eternal Shelf Life”, Smithsonian, 22 August 2013; NHS, “Botulism”.
Checked September 2026. Where a claim could not be settled, it is marked rather than guessed at. If you can show any of these wrong — with a source — we want to see it: hacksvitae@gmail.com
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